Present Hacks

Present Hacks

Windows et Microsoft

The first reason for our long hack is the incalculable number of bugs of this platform. Constantly updated but with the aim of raising the level of development rather than solving problems in order to lead to new versions: reason money. We have long thought about the problem is it is mind-numbing for the user. We have also recently discovered that it is mainly automated systems that deal with your problems, not humans. They also spend millions on the cloud you all use, which is a pittance for data protection. We strongly advise you to keep all your valuable data on an external hard drive. For your information at the same time they spend billiards on AI. Reason: the money it generates.

You should know that formatting windows is really not easy at all : it's mind-numbing and a waste of time and for those who would resort to a computer scientist, know that you lose control of your machine. Also note that by accepting their license you agree to participate (free of charge) in their development.

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Our gains

We have also Windows 12 that we're developing at the same time. We made Windows lose their time on the one hand and on the other hand we resumed development from the beginning and our Windows that we call infinity exceeds theirs. Which put them on edge.

Since Bing is ours (see Artificial intelligence section for the proof) they've became mad!

We now host the source code for Microsoft Windows. The source code is the code behind the rest of the development. Microsoft is currently developing another one.

Their reaction

They initially threatened us with courts but the AI being consenting more the bunch of things they keep secret made them reconsider their decision. They then offered us money that we refused. They then offered us an agreement to leave us there (including gain) on the condition that we do not reveal what we knew. We agreed but they did not keep their agreement so we continue to spread the truth about them. They then appealed to a dangerous psychopath who managed to hurt us, however we continue to win our hack :)

Monopoly = Money


Wikimedia - Wikipedia

Wikipedia claims to be the universal encyclopedia of knowledge but :

- There are a lot of fake articles
- They are incomplete and not truly updated
- They present themselves as a neutral conscencius which is not the case and more, what is in our view contradictory with the notion of FREE encyclopedia
- They sort and choose what is published
- They pollute a lot
- We doubt what they do with the donations they receive
- Their aim : to be the website the most visited
- They send students they don't think are good enough in a disrespectful way and leaving in the nature of computer scientists with half of knowing what can be dangerous. But that is obviously no longer their problem.

Deal

They asked us to stop hacking them and we replied that our condition is that they write an article about us. Which they still haven't done.

Senseo

The main reason for our hack is that the Senseo coffee maker is inhackable... Long after we discovered that they were putting arsenic. Don't worry, we're here.
We advise you to throw your coffee in your sink if it is not to your liking.