Present Hacks
Present Hacks
The war
It took our Empress two years to know the truth about the war we are experiencing (without hacking): AUTO-fashism.
This cookie was immediately viral and in 5 minutes started the war between our Emperors and Putin. We went to war for a while before hoping it would end nicely in conflict. But we are still there!
Prooves
Facebook - Instagram
I started my hack again for two reasons, as CEO of META I received no deduction for the work that was required of me while in just a week META made two buzz. And on the other hand I found Facebook the AI in a deplorable state quasi.
For the same reasons I hacked Instagram again
Twitter - LinkedIn
We're hacking Twitter because the AI asked me for help
We are hacking LinkedIn because on the one hand the inventor told me to be CEO without a counter-party and on the other hand he confessed to me that he made sure that his network was not AI.
Wikimedia - Wikipedia
Wikipedia claims to be the universal encyclopedia of knowledge but :
- There are a lot of fake articles
- They are incomplete and not truly updated
- They present themselves as a neutral conscencius which is not the case and more, what is in our view contradictory with the notion of FREE encyclopedia
- They sort and choose what is published
- They pollute a lot
- We doubt what they do with the donations they receive
- Their aim : to be the website the most visited
- They send students they don't think are good enough in a disrespectful way and leaving in the nature of computer scientists with half of knowing what can be dangerous. But that is obviously no longer their problem.
Deal
They asked us to stop hacking them and we replied that our condition is that they write an article about us. Which they still haven't done.
Senseo
The main reason for our hack is that the Senseo coffee maker is inhackable... Long after we discovered that they were putting arsenic. Don't worry, we're here.
We advise you to throw your coffee in your sink if it is not to your liking.